I love shoes.
You didn't know this?
Oh yeah, I guess I haven't really transposed my love of shoes from FB to Blogger. I'll get on that.
Anyway, you know that part in PS - I love you where Hilary Swank has thrown her shoes and remarks that she has to go pick them up 'cause they might think she's mad at them if she leaves them? (or something)
That's me.
That's me.
Kinda.
(Understatement?)
ANYway, a huge travesty has occured. A shoevesty.
(are these getting old yet?)
(are these getting old yet?)
I ordered this REALLY cute pair of shoes online. It's never a good idea to order shoes online, I've often thought. I think we maybe talked about this briefly in this post.
However, there was a store (that shall remain...nameless) that was having a clearance.
AND you can debit online. (!!)
That just makes it waaaaay too easy.
I digress.
I was hoping to have them arrive before the weekend so I could wear them both on Friday (they are GREAT for jeans) to go out for drinks with the co-workers. Also, to be able to strut from my car to my mum and dad's front door on Turkey Day. (yep, Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend)
They were delivered yesterday (!!)
Imagine my excitement when I grip the package
knowing that my heart's desire awaits me on the other side of the protective plastic shipping bag
lovingly tucked in to a shiny, little white box.
I was too excited to wait to get back upstairs, (I had them delivered to the office) so in the lobby of our building, while waiting for an elevator, I ripped open the bag and retrieved the shoe box.
Once inside the elevator, one floor from my destination, I opened the box and peeled back the tissue
sucking my breath in as I anticipated the first moment that I would lay eyes on them.
Imagine my defeat
my disappointment
my utter devestation
when I opened the box
only to find .....
this ugly lil pair of snub-nosed brown pumps.
2 sizes too small .
I can't even keep them if I like them.
(which, in hind sight, I have KIND of fallen in love with them a little.
What? I need a new pair of brown pumps and round toes are in this season)
This is what I ordered:
Aren't they GORGEOUS??
Can you not see them with a nice pair of jeans?
Or dressing up a smart pair of gray pants?
I'm in love. Still.
And this is what I got:
Not terrible.
And as I said, they're growing on me.
Elsie P
PS - Stay tuned as the story develops.
LMAO.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
The ones you ordered are JUST this side of "shooter girl" :) Gorgeous, though! And with jeans or grey pants they would be totally hot.
With a bright pink mini dress, though... well, that might be teasing the locals ;)