Trick or Treat!

In case you were living in a hole

and didn't know

this weekend was Halloween.

And lots of funny things happened this weekend.

Let's work backwards based on what's freshest in my mind.

Last night, as I was leaving my mum and dad's place after our weekly dinner and Amazing Race evening,

the trick-or-treaters were out in full swing.

As my mum walked me to my car, a threesome of

terrifying twelve year olds left the neighbour's house

and headed across the lawn to our front door.

Right.

Through.

The Garden.

While we were standing

RIGHT THERE.

I mean, c'mon kids!

So of course, mum let's them know that she doesn't want them cutting through the garden!

Please.

As they headed to the door mum also told them that

Uhhh, we're not trick or treating this year.

And away they went on their merry way.

Until they got to the grass between our house and the next neighbour.

Where they promptly mocked my mother by saying,

"Don't walk thruuuuuuu!"

"We have to go ARRRRRROOOOOOUUUND"

To which my mother whispered in my ear

"I EFFING hate kids!"

Hilarious.

Elsie P

PS - I censored the full on F Bomb mum actually dropped....